Assgobblin

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.

Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

Assgobblin

A gobblin that originates from the ass. Usally used as an insult.

"Your an assgobblin."

by Jin Chaosus March 2, 2003

Assgobbler

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

assgoblins

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

by Natalie December 8, 2003

assgoblin

though the other definitions cover wat an assgoblin is, i would like to reveal their history which has been shrouded in mystery for centuries.
They were the spawn of some perverted leprechauns with an anus fetish were condemed by god to be ugly, green and lick/eat ass for the rest of eternity. they have bred over the centuries and are located around the globe. their culture is similar to the culture of people where they live, with slight irish and ass-worshipping rituals thrown in. when found trustworthy, they will befriend humans and sometimes inter-breed. Danny Devito is rumored to be one such half-ass-goblin. i know all of this from an assgoblin i befriended in New York. at the time i was young and knew nothing of the assgoblins inteligence, which is similar to humans, with the exception of annoyingly squeaky voices and anus-licking tendencies. different races of assgoblin are denoted by number of toes

My friend, Ning Nong The Three Toed Ass Goblin lives in New York and has his own line of designer clothes and a pub where crossbreeds(such as Danny Devito) and ass-goblins gather and converse about asses freely

by M.C. Hammer (my alias) December 30, 2003

Assgoblin

What you get when you finally take a crap after 2 weeks without crapping. Plungers Away!!

Man: "I wouldn't go in the bathroom for 25-30 minutes."
Other Man: "Why not?"
Man: "I dropped an assgoblin."
Other man: O_O

by fishslap November 24, 2009

Assgoblin

This is a creature that stalks u in the wee hours of the nite. They live under bridges and have an ass for a face with sharp ass teeth. if u come in contact with one, play dead, it will smell u and crap on your leg. This is its way of showing his territory.

oh my god its an Assgoblin!!!! Run!!!!!!!!

by Ross Donnell January 1, 2004