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assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an donkey (ass) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.
Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"
by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 15, 2008
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assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an ass (donkey) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.
Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"
by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 14, 2008
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