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Ass-beer 

A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer
-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road
Ass-beer by km8 January 1, 2010
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ass-beer 

when a bunch of fucking idiots like steve-o did in jack ass 2 have beer put into their asses, but when it come out the ass someone has to drink it, ass-beer.

often a dare to do the above

or, when you cum in a girls ass then someone drink your cum out of her ass, usually done when there are multiple partners.
'dude did you see what charlie did to dash, he drank his fuckin ass-beer.'

'dash said kai's ass-beer tasted like cum' 'thats cuz it was cum you fuckin dunce'
ass-beer by Howie Fukerass February 10, 2008

ass beer 

beer drank after being poured down someone else butt crack
i lost a bet to my buddy so i had to drink his ass beer
ass beer by big daddy springs January 20, 2010

ass beer 

the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...
person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"
ass beer by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

cold ass beer 

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold
DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.
cold ass beer by HenTyler November 1, 2021

BEER ASS 

WHEN YOU GET THE SHITS THE DAY AFTER DRINKING.
I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE BAD BEER ASS TODAY!
BEER ASS by LIZ LAWSON August 21, 2008

Beer ass 

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly
Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!
Beer ass by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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