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assbeef

Ah god! Look at that goatse! you can see his assbeef!!
by BBN September 14, 2003
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assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.
I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.
by Dan September 10, 2004
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assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an donkey (ass) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.
Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"
by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 15, 2008
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assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an ass (donkey) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.
Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"
by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 14, 2008
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assbreff

Breath that smells like ass. Most likely NOT caused from actually sucking ass but sometimes that may also be the case. When you encounter someone with assbreff, you should tell them about it so they may remedy the situation with some Juicyfruit or a Skittles. Also check their teeth for dingleberries.
1) Dude, you really got a mean case of assbreff this morning...have a Tic Tac.

2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.

3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
by Ezeerider August 1, 2004
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Ass Beef

whenn you have large hairy moles around your poop shoot that resemble taco beef.
Dude!! look at that bitches ass beef! ahhhhhhh
by K&T&J July 31, 2006
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big ass beef curtains

When a girls vagina is so loose it sags and claps
by bratchant May 23, 2015
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