assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.

e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.

by DukePacifism November 25, 2013

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

Airbagging with the kid

Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by cushioning the blow between yourself and the steering wheel.

Bob: Should you be talking on your cellphone while you're driving?
Bill: Relax, I'm Airbagging with the kid. Even if I hit something, I'll be fine.

by Al Benedict April 15, 2008

Airbagging

When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.

Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.

Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.

by COCK PVNCH July 27, 2014

Assdigging

The act of reaching into one's asshole with one's finger.

Joe is a proctologist. He is specialized in assdigging.

by DTST December 17, 2008

Assanging

Having unprotected sex with a random partner(s) a la the Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Raw dogging it. Having unprotected sex.

So I met these two Swedish girls at the club last night, took them both home I didn't have a rubber so I just started assanging it. I hope they were as clean as they looked.

by Game-Bitches December 8, 2010

Ass Bagging

The female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laid down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Bro, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her my daddy.

by daddyganggang September 21, 2019