3 definitions by COCK PVNCH

That place Crackers need to get back to when they're being hella racist or just plain cracked out. A play on the name of the country Pakistan or Uzbekistan.

Where Crackerstanis come from.
You're being hella racist. Why don't you fuck off back to Crackerstan where they keep all the human garbage like you!
by COCK PVNCH July 25, 2014
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The act of sexually fiddling with a corpse in a mortuary. Not limited to any particular gender. Or species.
Rob was into coldplay, and was caught finger-banging Gwyneth Paltrow's corpse as she lay on the slab.
by COCK PVNCH May 27, 2014
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When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.

Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.
Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.
by COCK PVNCH July 28, 2014
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