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i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea
assaids by tensux February 26, 2008

Assadism 

In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.
"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."
Assadism by uberschnitzel January 15, 2013
Something you call your gay friend Ethan
Ethan is fucking ass aids
Ass aids by Youngod277 December 26, 2018

Jew-Ass-AIDS 

A derogatory manner of saying "USA", mainly reflecting the Jewish control of the American economy and political structures and the consequent influence of the above on social policies.
"Hitler was right about the Jew-Ass-AIDS when he said it was a half-negrified, half-judaized bastard nation."
Jew-Ass-AIDS by Tisroc December 19, 2021
When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.
DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!
AssAid by ~Thirst Quencher~ January 27, 2010

Assadism 

A Muslim-hating ideology that consists in allowing a secular mass-murderer like Assad to commit any kind of atrocity and human rights violation, in virtue of the fact that he is a secularist and that Muslims are seen as animals who should be kept at bay through dictatorship and genocide.

To sugarcoat the pill, often assadists promote their Muslim-hating ideology as something opposed to American imperialism, to make it appealing to Muslims and to hide their evil and vile intentions. They will therefore claim that they hate America and the West, and that Assad is resisting against a Western plot to destabilize Syria. The claim often appears ridiculous due to the fact that the assadist lives in the West and they appear to have no hatred against the West. 100% f the victims of Assad and Syrians and they have a huge troubble explaining why waging war against the West involves killing only Muslims, without touching any state like Israel or the United States.
"Your uncle died, he was killed by assadists"
"Assadists are forcing the Syrian refugees to get back to Assad, so that he can finish off their families"
"Hopefully there will be a new Nuremberg trial for the assadists one day"

"Assadism is destroying the Middle East"
Assadism by truth_writer July 3, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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