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ass-tasty • tasty ass • High Ass Taste • taste like ass • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass water
tell me how my ass tastes
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
tell me how my ass tastes by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008
tell me how my ass tastes
The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up
tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!
tell me how my ass tastes by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008
sweet ass-tastic to the max
playing mortal kombat while watching the movie mortal kombat while getting head from sonya blade after getting a check from the government for three million dollars along with a note from the government saying you never have to willfully pay taxes anymore and then having an orgasm at the same time as executing your fatality exactly when the movie mortal kombat ends would be sweet ass-tastic to the max.
sweet ass-tastic to the max by pedro munoz July 28, 2008
Tell me how my ass tastes.
A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.
Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
Tell me how my ass tastes. by The Cannon June 27, 2008
High Ass Taste
You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!
High Ass Taste by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 13, 2009
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