ass-fixiation

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

ass-fixiation by Shlongwoodian May 27, 2004

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Ass-fixyation

When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.

Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"

Ass-fixyation by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

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Assfixiation

When someone nearly asphyxiates you with their ass.

Are you ready for some nice Assfixiation honey?

Assfixiation by Bianca Bellaschnee January 24, 2024

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assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

assfixxiation by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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