ass-fixiation

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

ass-fixiation by Shlongwoodian May 27, 2004

Ass-fixyation

When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.

Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"

Ass-fixyation by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

Assfixiation 

When someone nearly asphyxiates you with their ass.

Are you ready for some nice Assfixiation honey?

Assfixiation by Bianca Bellaschnee January 24, 2024

assfixxiation 

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

assfixxiation by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017