Definitions by KungFuFlanda

Ass-fixyation

When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.

Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"

Ass-fixyation by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

Eyeolating 

When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.

Friend: Could anyone notice me checking out that dime that walked by?

Me: Dude, you could go to jail, that's how hard you were eyeolating her.

Eyeolating by Kungfuflanda February 21, 2013