2 definitions by Shlongwoodian

Hershey's Kiss

This is when you carefully rear-up to your lover's breast, but cheeks spread, and press your brown eye against her nipple - a little kiss!

My lover was looking for her chocolate treat, so I reared up and gave her a Hershey's Kiss!

by Shlongwoodian April 30, 2004

ass-fixiation

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

by Shlongwoodian May 27, 2004