Ass-fixyation

When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.

Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"

Ass-fixyation by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

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ass-fixiation

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

ass-fixiation by Shlongwoodian May 27, 2004

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Assfixiation

When someone nearly asphyxiates you with their ass.

Are you ready for some nice Assfixiation honey?

Assfixiation by Bianca Bellaschnee January 24, 2024

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