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ass whup

an expression usually used to express ones self just bofore attacking someone.
thug:im gunna open up a can uf ass whup on you!

helpless person (anonymous): oh please dont hurt me please please please!
by nasaapollo August 14, 2006
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open a can of whup ass

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.
Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!
by El Jefe November 10, 2003
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open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public
Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?
by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003
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Can of Whup Ass

What you say when your about to beat the shit outta somebody.
If you don't get outta my face, I'm gonna open up a can of whup ass on you.
by Brown Wang May 30, 2008
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Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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Whup-ass Dynamics

The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:

Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.

It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.

The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation
last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet
by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004
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