A situation that is unbelievable, crazy or downright scandalous.
"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"

"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
by JAYRMe August 07, 2010
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So high on drugs that you do not know what is going on or your health is in danger.
"He is critical"
"That LSD hit hard, going to be critical in a few minutes"
by M9_ February 08, 2015
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A witty and at times offensive Salient pesudonym. Has something a cult following, and is infamous around Victoria University.
Critical Critic wouldn't put up with that shit, he'd be all over it.
by Harry B March 28, 2004
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A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?

dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.

dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.

dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.

dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
by TV CAR May 02, 2010
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What the majority of the people in the world can't take.
Let's use music as the criticism here:
Criticizer: Personally, I think your vocal range is a bit limited.
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: ppfft stfu u cant do better at all
Criticizer: Does that matter? Since when did pointing out another person's flaws mean you had to be better than that person?
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: always
by Mr.Musec September 05, 2011
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A critic is someone who has no discernible talent so tries to make someone else feel as useless as he/she is.
Critic 'Dude, you SUCK at guitar'
Billy 'Oh, so I guess you're a guitar genius then?'
Critic 'No, I can't play guitar'
by Billy D. Kid June 25, 2006
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