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A situation that is unbelievable, crazy or downright scandalous.
"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"

"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
by JAYRMe August 07, 2010
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
by Chris M July 07, 2004
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It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate
Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?
by JR Hartley March 27, 2008
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It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?
by J R Hartley March 26, 2008
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The act of KO'ing your opponent in FPD.
"CRITICAL on racsist preppy teacher = CRITICAL!"

"YEAH! What a Critical by the Rock Crusher!"

"CB! CB! CB! Only one of 423432 Finishers i gave to Dusty! That Cactus Breaker sure is devastating!"
by J2k3 March 24, 2003
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comes from the word critic
means "fucktarded" or "stupid"
I'm critical because I'm a dumbass
by benman April 26, 2004
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Dan Owen getting butt-fucked by RnR...
As stated, Butt-fuck session between Dan Owen and RnR
by A2K March 25, 2003
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