asswhuppin'

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.

Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

asswhuppin

what happens after you come home the next day after being out all night without an excuse

oh shit nigga i heard that asswhuppin all the way from down the block!

by lil eazy423 March 5, 2009

Double-duece asswhoopin'

A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.

Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided

The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!

-or-

I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

Asswhompin'

a musical note, later turned to a threat.

I'll give you an asswhompin'!

by Ass Whomper May 11, 2004