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a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!
by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

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A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?
Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over
by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

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They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!
Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!
by Nasty Nate October 03, 2003

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the police in general or a police officer, taken from the 60's police drama "Hawaii 5-0"
Ah, shit! Slow down! A five-oh set up a speed trap up ahead!
by Nasty Nate August 22, 2003

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1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals

2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night
I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!
by Nasty Nate September 10, 2003

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someone hopped up on amphetamines
"What's wrong with that guy? His eyes ar popping out of his skull and he's shaking!"

"He's a speed freak!"
by Nasty Nate August 22, 2003

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A severe beating delivered with the hands and feet; a pummeling so bad, the recipient needs to use his health insurance; see open a can of whup ass
I beatdown some fruity lookin dude for makin eyes at me!
by Nasty Nate May 14, 2004

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