a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!
A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?
Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over
They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!
Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!
the police in general or a police officer, taken from the 60's police drama "Hawaii 5-0"
Ah, shit! Slow down! A five-oh set up a speed trap up ahead!
1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals
2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night
I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!
someone hopped up on amphetamines
"What's wrong with that guy? His eyes ar popping out of his skull and he's shaking!"
"He's a speed freak!"
A severe beating delivered with the hands and feet; a pummeling so bad, the recipient needs to use his health insurance; see open a can of whup ass
I beatdown some fruity lookin dude for makin eyes at me!