ass turkey
ass turkey by elgostel December 23, 2009
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ass turkey
ass turkey by pete soriano March 10, 2004
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ass turkey
The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble
ass turkey by EOD4me August 17, 2011
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ass turkey by Nic Graves May 25, 2003
Jive ass turkey
(n)
Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.
1. A person who talks about what they don't know.
2. A bull shitter.
3. An insult.
Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.
1. A person who talks about what they don't know.
2. A bull shitter.
3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"
"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."
"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."
"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
Jive ass turkey by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010
derf ass turkey
We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
derf ass turkey by Stoph R. January 19, 2008
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