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when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot
oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom
#ass#turkey#butt#bum#poopshoot
by elgostel December 23, 2009
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Moron or dickhead.

Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.

Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.
Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.
by expletive December 27, 2003
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The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble
While many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey!
#butt gobbler#ass gobbler#turkey tickler#tongue turkey#butt turkey
by EOD4me August 13, 2011
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ass turkeysex
the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.
"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"
by pete soriano March 10, 2004
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noun. A person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.
Brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. Assturkey!
#douchebag#leech#cheapskate#rude#idiot
by SnglLifeSucks April 16, 2008
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When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.
Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!
by Nic Graves May 25, 2003
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