turkeyass 

An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.

example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!

turkeyass by cretino July 19, 2006

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu 

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

turkeyslapping 

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

turkeyslapping by Travman November 11, 2002

Shirt Turkeys 

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.

Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."

Shirt Turkeys by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012

fried turkeys 

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

fried turkeys by hoagly January 16, 2011

Turkeyslam 

When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010

Turkeys 

A person full of jive.

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

Turkeys by The Shizzole March 5, 2003