turkeyass

An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.

example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!

by cretino July 19, 2006

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

by Travman November 11, 2002

Shirt Turkeys

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.

Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."

by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012

fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Turkeyslam

When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam.

by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010

Turkeys

A person full of jive.

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

by The Shizzole March 5, 2003