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Ass tab is when you trying to pay for sex but can’t afford it so you have someone cover your tab
I’m trying to fuck this Whore but I don’t have 40 dollars can someone cover my ass tab
Ass tab by Ass tab god January 25, 2021
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Ass tab is sex you get from a person and pay for it.
ass tab by Ass tab king January 4, 2018

ass table 

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
ass table by Edward July 9, 2004

Ass Table 

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
Ass Table by PottyWala May 20, 2015

ass table way back 

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
ass table way back by Uvenk January 13, 2011

ass on table 

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
ass on table by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

I want your ass on the table 

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.
Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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