Ass tab 

Ass tab is when you trying to pay for sex but can’t afford it so you have someone cover your tab

I’m trying to fuck this Whore but I don’t have 40 dollars can someone cover my ass tab

Ass tab by Ass tab god January 25, 2021

ass tab 

Ass tab is sex you get from a person and pay for it.

I need some ass tab.

ass tab by Ass tab king January 4, 2018

ass table 

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

ass table by Edward July 9, 2004

Ass Table 

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

Ass Table by PottyWala May 20, 2015

ass table way back 

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

ass table way back by Uvenk January 13, 2011

ass on table 

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

ass on table by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

I want your ass on the table 

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

I want your ass on the table by Angel_k March 21, 2010