ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003

ass snack

A snack that was once- or currently is- inside someone's rectum.

That Jolly Rancher is an ass snacks; Kyle definitely just sat on it.

by richgirl9087 August 15, 2011

Ass Attack Snack

While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.

My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.

by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020

ass sack

A sack-baggy of drugs stuck up ones ass for conveyance (ex. into a penal facility, through airport or seaport security.)Also done to prevent discovery by police.

WORK RELEASE INMATE 1: "why you so boogered up homie?"

WORK RELEASE INMATE 2: "cause i had this ass sack of blow nigga"

by JIMMY WAYNE May 6, 2008

ass snacker

one who licks/bites/eats a bit of ass. A lesser form of ass muncher.

johnny is an ass muncher, but johnny's sister is an ass snacker.

by Cgeier August 16, 2006

Ass Sack

When there is a ballsack hanging from someone's ass

When Tommy mooned me i swear on my life he had an ass sack!

by Captain Cunt August 29, 2009

Ass Sack

When a faggot has sex without any lube, really jamming it in there, and then pulls out before cumming, therefor causing the inside of the asshole to come out with the penis.

I forgot lube the other day, so when I pulled out, there was an Ass Sack

by P@r/\/\13 November 5, 2013