Ass Attack Snack

While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.
by Cheesepacker69 January 21, 2020
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Anal-ized

When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.
That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.
by Cheesepacker69 January 27, 2020
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Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.
My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.
by Cheesepacker69 December 29, 2023
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Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.
by Cheesepacker69 February 12, 2020
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Wet Stamp Tramp

A woman who has grown up in the trailer park as trashy classy. Even though she was raised to respect herself she has hit Rock bottom so hard that she gives her wet pussy away for food stamps.
Always go to church Sally so you don't end up like that Wet Stamp Tramp.
by Cheesepacker69 January 23, 2020
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Gender Fluid Fucked

A person who is confused by their gender due to all the options to choose from that they decided to go into prostitution and what ever their latest client identities as is what they Will identify as until their next fuck.
by Cheesepacker69 October 18, 2023
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Moon Dyke

A lesbian who is obsessed with Astrology.
Watch out for the Moon Dyke today during the full moon.
by Cheesepacker69 March 28, 2023
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