ass jerky

New word for bullshit

Man this review is ass jerky

by Layy1122 March 4, 2017

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

ass-jerk

n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.

"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.

by theDefiner December 3, 2004

ass jerk

One who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they pass, to check out their ass.

On the street, in the hallway at work, he didn't care - he was an ass jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the ass on who he just passed.

by mamadeo November 5, 2009

jerk ass

an insult used as a quick comeback

Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass

by Terrell February 23, 2005

jerk ass

A person (usually in a group of friends) who insults people for no reason just to look cool.

The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."

by sleekdizzle November 3, 2005

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008