"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

Jive ass Jerky by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

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ass-jerk

n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.

"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.

ass-jerk by theDefiner December 3, 2004

ass jerk

One who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they pass, to check out their ass.

On the street, in the hallway at work, he didn't care - he was an ass jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the ass on who he just passed.

ass jerk by mamadeo November 5, 2009

jerk ass

an insult used as a quick comeback

Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass

jerk ass by Terrell February 23, 2005

jerk ass

A person (usually in a group of friends) who insults people for no reason just to look cool.

The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."

jerk ass by sleekdizzle November 3, 2005

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

stupid jerk ass tits face by Evildawg December 20, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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