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ass jabber 

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity
Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms
ass jabber by jolly roger April 26, 2004
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Ass-Jabber 

a stupid or contemptible person, usually someone who instigates problems with other people for no reason
"that bully is an ass-jabber"
Ass-Jabber by 1uldxmion August 21, 2022

ass worshipping rim-jobbers 

This porno that I have in my closet

Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert 

Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted
That dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert makes me want to kill myself

Assjabber 

It's another derogatory term for a gay man
Some Dickwad: Hey! Since when do assjabbers like you come into bars
Assjabber by SomeWeirdWhiteGirl August 14, 2017

Assvabber 

1. Someone who uses anal juices to attract mates. Anal juices (or mix of ass and vag) are applied directly to the neck, forehead, under their own nose, back and groin to stimulate sexual encounters with strangers.

2. Someone who loves the smell of their own asshole
1. I think Chad is an Assvabber, he smells like poo and it's turning me on.

2. My supervisor at work is such an Assvabber, he just loves the smell of his own shit
Assvabber by arseripper666 December 23, 2022
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