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Ass it 

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To "Ass it" is the unsanitary and disgusting act of not wiping ones bum after a bowel movement. Usually the direct result of being without toilet paper and or proper wiping materials.
I had to "ass it" back home from my boys house yesterday because his broke ass didn't have any toilet paper.
Ass it by putzywhatzy September 22, 2013
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ass it up

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When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.
That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!
ass it up by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Dog ass it 

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When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"
Dog ass it by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

Wipe my ass with it 

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When you can perform a task with no difficulties
Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

whose ass is it gonna be 

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"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.
Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?
whose ass is it gonna be by illuscribo September 11, 2018
Word of the Day on September 13, 2018

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY 

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to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.
When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

spank-it-ass

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(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.
When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.
spank-it-ass by The Pillager November 5, 2005
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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- Harold Koh
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