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ass hump 

A male with the uncanny ability to turn his charm on and off as it benefits him. He will fuck you hard one minute then dismiss you and your feelings for him. He is more than just a player. He posses an amazing smile, the distinct art of conversation, bedroom eyes, a kissing master and more than adequate below the belt.
I just want a good man, especially after dating that ass hump Clayton.
ass hump by pas'mom December 16, 2018
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day 

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

hump ass 

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.
George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.
hump ass by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010

ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass
my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper
ass humper by Anonymous May 7, 2003

humpty ass 

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.
humpty ass by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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