ass finch

Someone really annoying. Weasel-like, pushy, obnoxious.

Annoyed guy: "God, this guy who works in the cubicle next to mine just ratted me out to my boss when I showed up a little late."

Sympathetic friend: "What an ass finch!"

by rheabatz October 15, 2011

ass fincter

the long hole
expands, which you open blind wide and gets smaller

ass fincter says "what"

by bill clinton August 18, 2003

assfinch

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

by cneg February 16, 2007