Ass Fail

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One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

Ass Fail by MissInevitable February 24, 2012

Words you can keep

Fail Ass Friend

A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.

Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...

Fail Ass Friend by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011

Related Words

assfail • Ass and Fail • Fail Ass Friend • Fail Ass Shit • That Failed Ass • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt

Ass and Fail

What bad things are made of. Another way to say that something sucks. Comes from the fact that asses and failure aren't generally considered to be good things.

Not quite as retarded as teh suck, but pretty close.

Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

Things that rule are made of win and god.

Things that suck are made of ass and fail.

Ass and Fail by lol anonymous May 30, 2006

Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

Fail Ass Shit by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

That Failed Ass

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.

-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.

That Failed Ass by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009

assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

assfail by van ultima January 30, 2005

assfail

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

assfail by van ultima January 27, 2005

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026