assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

assfail by van ultima January 30, 2005

assfail

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

assfail by van ultima January 27, 2005

cultural assailant 

A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.

America has elected a most pernicious and destructive cultural assailant.

cultural assailant by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

Ausfailia 

A name created for the Commonwealth Nation of Australia by 4channers , describing how Australia sucks.
Also related to "Ausfag" anyone that lives in "Ausfailia".

"I heard you cant own Airsoft toys in Ausfailia"

"Ausfailia sucks"

Ausfailia by Ratte83 August 18, 2008

assailant 

A person who attacks someone on a road or a masked attacker.

He was attacked by an unknown assailant.

assailant by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

asstail 

Asstail: noun

Any kind of drink delivered from someones ass, but preferably a mixed one.

Just insert a rectal speculum, pour in some bourbon, sweet Vermouth and have your "mixer" shake around to infuse some natural bitters, add a cherry for good measure and you've got a Manhattan cocktail, or should I say "asstail"? Now all you need to do is figure out how you're gonna drink it - up or on your rocks?

asstail by Allitnil October 11, 2013