4 definitions by van ultima

1

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

by van ultima January 30, 2005

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2

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

by van ultima January 27, 2005

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3

The Holy Spirit who must be consulted whenever a peon decides to take up standup comedy.

"Oh dude you wanna be a standup comedian? Better visit The Almighty Funny Nabhanyu.

by van ultima July 04, 2007

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4

the best stuff you'll ever find in your life.

i got high off of weed. it was awesome.

by van ultima January 30, 2005

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