ass crumb 

a really dumbass person. ie, an unemployed male that gets all the really good looking women.

Damn, look at that women...she is hot as fire...and with a fucken ass crumb.

ass crumb by John Buzan December 28, 2007

Ass Crumb's 

The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.

--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)

Ass Crumb's by KyCalli September 21, 2015

Bum crumb ass nigga 

a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.

Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?

Bum crumb ass nigga by senor_jerome November 18, 2019

ass crumbs 

It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl

I went to take a dump and some nasty fucker left ass crumbs on the toilet bowl seat

ass crumbs by Carl Hard February 21, 2009

Ass Crumbs 

A small piece of poo clinging to the ass or the Underweare/Pants...

Often refereed to as a Dingle Berry

Jay's Got Ass Crumbs

Ass Crumbs by Raven2099 May 14, 2008

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up 

When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.

Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up by KarlMarxishot December 25, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020