ass crumb
ass crumb by John Buzan December 28, 2007
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Ass Crumb's
The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.
--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)
Ass Crumb's by KyCalli September 21, 2015
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Bum crumb ass nigga
a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.
Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
Bum crumb ass nigga by senor_jerome November 18, 2019
ass crumbs
It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl
ass crumbs by Carl Hard February 21, 2009
Ass Crumbs
A small piece of poo clinging to the ass or the Underweare/Pants...
Often refereed to as a Dingle Berry
Often refereed to as a Dingle Berry
Ass Crumbs by Raven2099 May 14, 2008
Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up
Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up
Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up by KarlMarxishot December 25, 2021
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.