3 definitions by KarlMarxishot

Sandpaper

The only thing that you should wipe your ass with

Person 1: hey you're all out of toilet paper
Person 2: I don't use toilet paper
Person 1: what?
Person 2: yeah I use sandpaper because it's superior to toilet paper
Person 1: bro what the fuck is wrong with you
Person 2: in a ultra sigma male, it's just in my blood
Person 1: holy shit this is literally a 1984 moment
Person 2: HOLY SHIT (man of culture moment)

*Person 2 shoots themselves in the head causing their brains to be splattered all across the fucking wall and ceiling*
Big Chungus: this is a certified bruh moment

Obama: *starts beatboxing*

by KarlMarxishot December 26, 2022

Micro-Racist

When somebody is racist towards people from the planet Micro Land.
Whenever somebody is Micro-Racist to FaZe Nuck it is called Super Micro-Racist

Person 1: Hey dude! did you hear about the new Vs. Nuck fnf mod?
Person 2: Yeah, though i didnt like the setting of "Micro-Land", and i fucking hated all of its inhabitants too.
Person 1: WHAT VT R8OEQWIUGHDFSIUOGHRE DUDE STOP BEING MICRO- RACIST
Person 2: What the fuck is Micro-Racist? is that like-
*Person 2 gets shot*

by KarlMarxishot November 30, 2021

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.

Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

by KarlMarxishot December 26, 2022