ass caved 

extremely drunk; shitfaced

He got totally ass caved last night and now he can't remember anything.

ass caved by Lowlife2000 May 21, 2008

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

Ass caked in shit by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

ass cave by John December 26, 2003

ass-caked 

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

ass-caked by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

cave-ass 

a girl or a man whose ass as been ravaged again and again and again

the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it

A: Dude, man ! what's wrong with you today?
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.

Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!

cave-ass by carakoker July 23, 2009

Cave Ass 

1)Having chaffed asshole. When you have wiped your ass a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you ass has become extremely dry or chaffed.

2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.

Cave man 1: Why is Bob walking funny?
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!

Cave Ass by Raadfud May 16, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020