ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

ass cake

moron, cocksucker

Searyx is a total ass cake.

by SearyxLicksBalls July 24, 2003

Ass Cake

A horrible smell; originates from the smell of drying dog poo on a hot summer day

That milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake.

by Mary Lauren December 27, 2007

ass cake

a piece of shit that is round in shape

by 3stripeDude August 3, 2003