taken from the chinese proverb-" if your chicken will not fry its probably because you are a rice, piece of shit, ass-balunker"- its used as a tail end of most insults which have you noticed have all started with "gay-ass" or "-ass" of some sort? o and by the way it means you either suck at life or toss old-people's salad.

Wow, ryan riceloft is a peguin-shit eating, ass-balunker. //or

Hey look at that lose, i bet he's such an ass-balunker.notice that could use either definition :)

ass-balunker by jew March 20, 2005

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assbelunker

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004

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asspelunker

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.

"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."

asspelunker by Baal September 14, 2003

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assbelunker

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

assbelunker by contact May 23, 2004

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