jew's definitions

japple

the coolest jew you will ever meet in your life........
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.. and loves ska

Wow, i just got my tax refund from japple, i can survive, and he burned me the bosstones cd

by jew March 19, 2005

ass-balunker

taken from the chinese proverb-" if your chicken will not fry its probably because you are a rice, piece of shit, ass-balunker"- its used as a tail end of most insults which have you noticed have all started with "gay-ass" or "-ass" of some sort? o and by the way it means you either suck at life or toss old-people's salad.

Wow, ryan riceloft is a peguin-shit eating, ass-balunker. //or

Hey look at that lose, i bet he's such an ass-balunker.notice that could use either definition :)

by jew March 20, 2005

bukkake

spraying of sperm on face by multiple men

maki just got bukkake'd

by Jew May 13, 2005

25 cent

underground rapper who wants to be jus like his hero 50 cent

25 cent BITCH! aka 2 dimes and a nickel

by JEW March 24, 2003

Mursch Mustache

When Chris Mursch ( The total flamer that goes to brookfield east and wants to rub Mrs.Wagners hairy mangina) takes a dump then removes his ass hair from the steamer and places it on your upper lip while you are sleeping.

Breu II was taking a nap and when he woke up he was excited to see he had a mursch mustache places nice and firmly on his upper lip.

by jew May 18, 2004

Saddam Hussien

i think saddam is in Hell for the Ungodly things he did.

by Jew May 9, 2003

wank rag

A garment of clothes used to wipe up the wangsturbation juices.

Get your wank rag out of the living room trent, victor is licking it again.


Trent use the wank rag to wipe the wangsturbation juice from his face.

by Jew December 31, 2003