Definitions by jew
ass-balunker
taken from the chinese proverb-" if your chicken will not fry its probably because you are a rice, piece of shit, ass-balunker"- its used as a tail end of most insults which have you noticed have all started with "gay-ass" or "-ass" of some sort? o and by the way it means you either suck at life or toss old-people's salad.
Wow, ryan riceloft is a peguin-shit eating, ass-balunker. //or
Hey look at that lose, i bet he's such an ass-balunker.notice that could use either definition :)
Hey look at that lose, i bet he's such an ass-balunker.notice that could use either definition :)
ass-balunker by jew March 20, 2005
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fox trotsky
breeding ground for overweight teenage girls to live out their fantasies of being a band-aid since girls cant be musicians, even though just looking at them is enough to give you a black eye, an anuerism, and chrones disease.
fox trotsky by jew July 29, 2004
shouse
Combination of two words: Shack and House = Shouse. Referring to a living area that is about the size of a shack but the quality of a house.
We partied at the Shouse.
Mursch Mustache
When Chris Mursch ( The total flamer that goes to brookfield east and wants to rub Mrs.Wagners hairy mangina) takes a dump then removes his ass hair from the steamer and places it on your upper lip while you are sleeping.
Breu II was taking a nap and when he woke up he was excited to see he had a mursch mustache places nice and firmly on his upper lip.
Mursch Mustache by jew May 18, 2004