contact's definitions

assbelunker

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

by contact May 23, 2004

brown hand

when one places his hand in a pile of his own or someone elses fecal matter.

look, skip has his hand up his ass again! what a brown hand !!!!

by contact May 23, 2004