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Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.
1v1 me AspiringABS
AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021

AspiringABS 

Hottest alpha male on the planet Earth.
He smart, he got abs and he good at video games.
I am AspiringABS
AspiringABS by Ggok12 January 25, 2021
ASMR fans watching ASMR, is called "ASMRing". As suggested by websites such as asmring.io.
"What're you upto?"
"Just ASMRing, wbu?"
ASMRing by CategorisedRobot May 18, 2019

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.
-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.
Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....
asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012