asnem 

The opposite of mensa.

If you are mensa, you have an IQ in the top 2% of the world. However, if you are asnem, you have an IQ in the bottom 2% of the world. In other words, you're dumb. Typically used as an adjective.

Pronounced ass-nem.

A: Why do Black people call each other Monica? Like 'What's good Monica'?
B: Lol. Monica you asnem af.

asnem by 360noscope420blazeit June 12, 2019

Anemoia

Nostalgia For A Time You’ve Never Known

I get anemoia when listening to certain songs for the first time.

I feel anemoiac when I see pictures of my brother in high school .

Anemoia by Seth Louis August 1, 2016

Anemoia

Feeling of nostalgia for things you never experienced.

I get Anemoia when listening to nostalgic songs

I get Anemoia when imagining living in older times

Anemoia by woodendoors7 May 20, 2020

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

Danish Tent Assembly by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

asnee 

A beautiful word spoken by Big Shaq in his song "Man's not Hot"

Hold tight asnee (my man)

asnee by Sand boy October 20, 2017