asled 

To have been queried for your age, gender and geographical location by means of instant message, online chat, bulletin board or other form of internet-based communication.
Past tense and past participle of asl

Ack! I've just been asled!

asled by benightedbastard April 8, 2004

the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

the person who asked by the person who asked April 22, 2020

Aslepe 

(As-leh-peh)verb. A different spelling of the word "asleep". Its a term used to let others know that they need to relax, take it easy, or simply forget about life-problems.

Stay aslepe; you need to aslepe

Aslepe by gottachilax October 7, 2016

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

Quarter assed by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.

Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?

The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

Who asked? by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020