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ashley birch
A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018
Ashleying
Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020
Ashley Pridgen
Ashley Pridgen by Duskman July 13, 2010
Ashley Pridgen
The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen by N3vKid July 18, 2010
Ashley Alexandre Dupre
Ashley Alexandre Dupre by Metacritic April 1, 2008
Ashleigh S.
The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
Ashleigh S. by Smartiepants July 25, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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