alterbate

1.a retarded spelling of alternate in html with hillarious results
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with HTML manuals.

1. Wow ur retard. Its not alterbate, its alternate. Shit your stupid.
2. Dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to HTML manuals every tuesday night.

by Shannon&Courtney July 13, 2007

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alterbate

using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with

i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate

by santizi August 7, 2009

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alternative hair color

When someone dyes their hair outrageous colors; as with Punky Color or Manic Panic. Awesome & Fun!

When my hair was purple, I had alternative hair color & Loved it! So did all my family & friends!

by Starchylde May 27, 2016

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Alternative facts

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

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A less intense version of rock and a more intense version of pop. Typically strays from the generic lyrics of pop. Lots of sub-categories, but the main two are alternative rock and alternative pop. Pretty much anything that doesn't fall into the distinct categories like rock, pop, jazz, classical, etc.

It also includes a lot of musical techniques found in other genres. Not very limited creatively.

Alternative music is amazing. Some bands are The Strokes, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, New Politics, Weezer, The Kooks, Cage the Elephant, The Moth and The Flame, alt-J, Modest Mouse, Paramore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Phoenix, Muse, Bastille, and Keane. Just to name a few.

by anne anoymous April 18, 2017

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