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Ass-fur. a gorgeous women with beautiful eyes.
Asfur-she’s an asssfur
asfur by uncultured June 12, 2022
Words you can keep
Effeminated, tanned individual who sports a fashionable haircut (often a mohawk), wears trendy expensive clothes and reeks of disgusting perfume. Usually of latino or portugese ethnicity.
I was going to the gym, but when I passed near the lockers room, I was instantly assaulted by the smell of Axe perfume and cologne. I knew the asuricos were there, so I ran for my life and never went back.
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The name of a beautiful girl with a tolerance of an angle, good looking, and please to the eye
Hey you see that girl just now? Damn beautiful...
No she's more than beautiful she's ASYURA
Asyura by God's angel December 26, 2016
alt.sex.fetish.robot
"a fetishistic attraction to humanoid or non-humanoid robots; also to people acting like robots or people dressed in robot costumes."

Some ASFR people are of a deviant preferring transformation from a human to a humanoid robot

"built" and "transformation" are the 2 main versions of ASFR, and often are disgusted by the other.

Such fantasies can involve humans, robots, and robot costumes in a variety of combinations, real or imagined.
josh is really ASFR, his browsing history has lots of pictures of gynoids in it
ASFR by Subliminator December 31, 2009

Asfutmsifwffutsh

"America is a nation that can only be defined in a single word, Asfutmsifwffutsh." -Joe Biden 2022-

Rest Assured 

A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.
Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."
Rest Assured by stunna3098 October 9, 2011

Mutally Assured Destruction 

The principle underlying nuclear deterrence.

The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).
Mutually Assured Destruction guarantees that nobody but those crazy Arabs will ever use nukes.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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