as if 

YEAH RIGHT!
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.

If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"

as if by Aaliyah Christen January 4, 2004

as if 

Short for "as if that was true," "as if that would really happen," or "as if she'd really agree to that." Basically, it means it'll be a cold day in hell that the idea or event is true or ever will be. It's a hipper version of the 80's expression, "Yeah, right!"

Enriched after selling plasma, old impoverished Nathan approached young, smokin' hot Angela and asked her if she'd like to have dinner with him at the all-you-can-eat buffet: his treat. After throwing up a bit in her mouth, she rolled her beautiful blue eyes and blurted, "As if!"

as if by Rico Suave' January 29, 2017

as if 

an expression used to display disbelief

as if by Heather November 8, 2003

As if! 

An Iconic saying you say mid sentence

Hey did you- AS IF! anyway as I was saying

As if! by cwallingallbwabz February 28, 2021

as if 

an expression of utter repulsion and or disqust. to be said when thourougly annoyed.

"the sales guy came up to me, and was like, we have the best polyester pants! and i told him loud and clear "as if" and then i walked out the door"

as if by erin robinson February 15, 2004

as if... 

Meaning cant belive

Omg...Tod said I was ugly,as if...

as if... by Jasmine August 5, 2004

As If 

As If is a phrase used to express shock that a particular person had the nerve to think they could even approach you.

"As if he thought he had the right to breathe the same air as me." "As if I would even consider looking at someone like him." "As If he stood a chance in Hell." "As If that isn't funnier than shit?"

As If by MRSKAT December 11, 2013