artafficial 

another term for "paperhands"

Artafficial is a paperhanded lil gurl who can't hold a contract for more than 10 minutes even when it's going his direction

artafficial by drdrewdown March 13, 2025

artificial stupidity 

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.

Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"

artificial stupidity by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010

Artsyficial 

When something is supposed to be artsy, but fails terribly.

After watching one too many episodes of "Trading Spaces", Helen's redecorated room turned out to be tragically artsyficial.

Artsyficial by xemcats March 18, 2004

artificial people 

fake people act nowhere near how they would act when they are alone by themselves. 70-80 percent of people act fake or artificial to impress people.

some artificial people are Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart...etc.

artificial people by yogabagabagaba January 2, 2014

Artificial chocolate milking 

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

Artificial chocolate milking by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

artificial deadline 

A random deadline to complete a task, which has no real world consequences. For example, your office sets Monday as the deadline on all canned food donations for charity , but the box just sits there until Friday, which is the actual day they planned on taking it to the food bank.

"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"

"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."

artificial deadline by Mr. Bill III October 15, 2016

Artificial difficulty 

A term to describe games that have enemies that are too powerful to be killed even through intelligent gameplay and the player must resort to cheap tactics and exploits because the enemy cannot be killed in a straight up fight due their health and damage surpassing the player's. The difference between artificial difficulty and real difficulty is that real difficulty can be overcome through intelligent gameplay such as planning out how you will attack a group so you will not take any damage, being patient, and being cautious. Real difficulty is achieved through enemies that have intelligent abilities that the player must learn and learn to avoid while artificial difficulty is achieved simply by raising the enemies' damage and health.

Skyrim on Master is artificial difficulty. Enemies are no more intelligent than normal, but have double health and damage.

Artificial difficulty by chiller678 April 6, 2013