When something is supposed to be artsy, but fails terribly.
After watching one too many episodes of "Trading Spaces", Helen's redecorated room turned out to be tragically artsyficial.
A secret red alcoholic concoction, infamous for getting one drunk off one's ass, mixed by none other than Bartender Rusty at Omaha's best gay dance club, The Max.
"What section is Rusty working tonight?"
"She's upstairs! Let's order a round of Rusty Specials and get CRUNK!"