arsewit

n.: Having the intelligence and insight of an arse.

See also: fuckwit

Well slap me sideways and call me an unrestrained arsewit, I can't believe I've been so stupid.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

arsewind

Passing gas, farting. Usually detected by smell rather than the movement of air, but depends, obviously.

My nose detected a note of arsewind coming from Tony's direction.

by Erich ULner October 5, 2006

arsewipe

A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on

Ricky is an arse wipe

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

arsewipe

An Australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real bastard.

1. You know that Ted bloke?...what an arsewipe.

by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009

arseitude

a clever and arsey attitude usually from a child ( my 10 year old )

stop with the arseitude

by artsa16 May 4, 2008

arsetit

someone who is an arse and a tit, but using only one wouldn't be enough to show your dislike for this person

Dave: ahh I hate steve!!! he's such an...

Geoff: arsetit?

Dave: yes!!

by sjones96 November 14, 2011

arsewipe

The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.

Toilet paper.

An anoying person.

A way of describing being let down

"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."

"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."

"I think he's an arsewipe."

"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."

by DirtyHead February 15, 2004