arsewards

To make an absolute tit of something, thus turning it to shit (hence the arse-wards).

"I was wide open up the wing then Johnny bloody throws an arsewards pass straight into touch!"

by Bryan the Bongfish April 17, 2005

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Arseways

Irish Slang
1. Something that is not in its proper position, something that has been turned askew.
2. To misunderstand something

1. I couldn't get the toast out of the toaster because it was jammed in there all arseways.

2. He called and left a message saying I should pick him up at 2, but I got it all arseways and went to the station at 2 am.

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

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arseparsnip

This is a very special special variety of parsnip which is may be inserted by the dominant party into the receptive party’s arse, hence the name arseparsnip see,because it’s a parsnip that you stick up your… yeah, you get it.

Due to the nature of this very special special parsnip’s employment, you may or may not want to consume the parsnip, once it’s primary objective has been completed. This will depend entirely on your penchant for a nuttier roast

Henry: Get down on the floor and open your legs!

Chris: Yes master

Henry: I'm going to shove this arseparsnip deep inside you, it might hurt, but you should be used to that by now.

Chris: Thank you master

by captain_ricebox April 3, 2009

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