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Arseways 

Irish Slang
1. Something that is not in its proper position, something that has been turned askew.
2. To misunderstand something
1. I couldn't get the toast out of the toaster because it was jammed in there all arseways.

2. He called and left a message saying I should pick him up at 2, but I got it all arseways and went to the station at 2 am.
Arseways by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

asswalls 

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.
The heat of her asswalls would madden a saint.
asswalls by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008

asswalls 

"man, im gonna get paid out the asswalls."
asswalls by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

Arseball 

Former moderator at Neoseeker. probably one of the worst Loungin' moderators on the site.
Arseball was a living joke!
Arseball by Neoseeker February 5, 2005

arsewards 

To make an absolute tit of something, thus turning it to shit (hence the arse-wards).
"I was wide open up the wing then Johnny bloody throws an arsewards pass straight into touch!"
arsewards by Bryan the Bongfish April 17, 2005

arsefall 

God, I just committed an arsefall
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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