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To head in the general directions of booty.
lets go asswards to the other side of the club.
Asswards by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008
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back asswards 

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.
That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.
back asswards by MrSmokey February 4, 2006
Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.
Assward by bretfort October 3, 2008
A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com
Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.
asstards by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006

Jack Assward 

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
Jack Assward by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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