Asswards
This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass
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Asswards
Asswards by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008
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back asswards
That mother fucker never figured that shit out.
He has it all fucking back asswards.
What a fucking prick.
He has it all fucking back asswards.
What a fucking prick.
back asswards by MrSmokey February 4, 2006
Assward
asstards
A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com
Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.
Linux fanboys are such asstards.
That dude is such an asttard guy.
Frederik is cheating that asstard.
Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.
The asstard thinks hes funny.
Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.
Linux fanboys are such asstards.
That dude is such an asttard guy.
Frederik is cheating that asstard.
Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.
The asstard thinks hes funny.
Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.
asstards by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006
Jack Assward
adv./adj.
adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.
adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.
adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
Jack Assward by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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