arseworks

When you mix peanuts and chilli at the Thai and next morning the squirts feel like razor blades.

The fireworks of the arse in other words

Went to taco bell last night, had the extra chilli and red bean peanut burrito, man! I wish I hadn't, my ass is firing arseworks it's like shitting broken glass.

by themandrakehat July 1, 2021

arsewards

To make an absolute tit of something, thus turning it to shit (hence the arse-wards).

"I was wide open up the wing then Johnny bloody throws an arsewards pass straight into touch!"

by Bryan the Bongfish April 17, 2005